Score: 7

"Am I a bad person for not voting very high?"

submission: Invader Zim: TMHSE

date: August 16, 2006

I DID THE ACTUAL "EPISODE" MUSIC AND I STILL DON'T QUITE LIKE THE SOUND OF IT. BUT THAT'S MY FAULT FOR BEING SO SLACK AND STUPID AND FORGETFUL.

AND I JUST REALISED, THERE'S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THE PRELOADER. It goes to the menu before it's finished loading. :(

And yeah. Yay, now it's on NewGrounds. It'll reach some odd score because it has Zim and GIR and Dib in it, then people will start voting 0 to get it off the chart, and our boards will be bombarded by Zim fans who just want to chat and not help. And there'll also be people wondering why it was so short, even though it's called "THE MOST HORRIBLE SHORT EVER".

But that's okay because we all knew it'd happen anyway. :D

GOLLY. I SURE DO HOPE WE GET SOME MORE ANIMATORS IN. OH AND I SECRETLY HOPE THAT THIS DOESN'T MAKE FRONT PAGE, BECAUSE I'M VERY SCARED. <3

Score: 8

"I AGREE WITH THE SUMMERY OF THAT EPISODE IN FULL."

submission: PPGZ in a Nutshell

date: July 11, 2006

Seriously, that episode was... y'know. Whack. As if the writers were just sitting around trying to think what the hell they were trying to write, and then they, like, fell asleep or something. Then one of them woke up and wrote about his "ice-cream" dream. :D

Hey, Japan? Yeah, just what the hell were you thinking when you made that switch from "KICK MOJO'S ASS" to "EAT ICE CREAM"?

Score: 8

""I <3 JOE CUZ HE IS MY UBER BISHI"--Or not. Ew."

submission: Arfenhouse Teh Movie 4!!!

date: April 10, 2006

Y'know what would REALLY ruin the series, AND get it over and done with in zero time?

An "everybody-fucking-died-already,-you-missed-EVERYTHING.-Don
't-pass-go,-just-get-over-it-already" episode.

Hm? Oh, right. According to the Stereotypical Review™, I'm supposed to give high scores and praise all round? Well, I've got this list of pre-made responses that the school system uses on progress reports. This one looked the most fitting.

5527B: DESPITE HIS EFFORTS AND RESULTS, [Misteroo] CONTINUES TO EXPRESS AN EXTREME DISLIKE FOR THE SUBJECT.

Keep loathing. You'll ruin it, someday. \:|

Score: 8

"ECKS DEE"

submission: The Gayest Showdown

date: January 18, 2006

Turd of the Week?

But, this is satire, people!

Score: 9

"Goddamn, foo'! 8D"

submission: Arfenhouse Teh Movie 3

date: September 28, 2005

Sweet holy godly mother of baby zombie Jeebuz on a pogo-stick, you actually submitted it. XD

Well, lesee... Uh, 8 for graphics, 'cause they wouldn't be the characters we find so visually appealing without it. 10 for style, 'cause... Y'KNOW. 8 for sound, voice acting as usual, but more importantly the song. Everyone should learn Japanese, so then they'll know what the song is about.

6 for violent, 'cause that blood just totally came out of nowhere. 10 for interactivity - Play and Replay is enough to keep the family away. I mean, happy. And 9 for humor, because... there are a lot of words. Yes.

...She's singing about bukkake, isn't she?

Score: 10

"Improvement`d!"

submission: My GOD, Robots! episode 4

date: March 30, 2005

As great as the last three episodes have been, this episode is a definite improvement.

Graphics/Style: I'm a huge fan of Frame-by-Frame, and the series show no lack of that. Plus it seems seemingly reminiscent to that of Invader ZIM. Eh? Ehh?

Eh. Sound: MUCH clearer this time. Plus, sound effects and music also. And that goddamn theme, oh my, the catchy!

Violence: Er.. Well, he DID bite his arm. And blood came out. And then he, well, y`know. But y`know, thanks to the desensitized public, violence means nothing these days. :D

Interactivity: It's a cartoon, not a DVD. :B

Humor: Yes. Oh crackers, yes.

Y`know, the only thing I can suggest is a preloader. Right now, that's the ONLY thing that's got at me. But other than that, keep up the good work! You'll have your vast amounts of monies soon enough.

Score: 8

"That... That was actually kinda cool."

submission: Just a Dot?

date: March 30, 2005

Well, alright, I'm at a loss for what I just watched, but there's nothing I can complain about. A plus right there.

Lesee... Visuals. Groovy, actually. I'm a fan of frame-by-frame, and the dots and lines, simple as they are, are kinda cool to watch. Moreso, because of the high framerate. Like, they just scream "HAH! TAKE THIS, N00B FLASHERS! WE'RE A SERIES OF FLASHING DOTS AND LINES, AND WE STILL KICK ASS WITH AWESOME!"

Audio, well, heck, pretty clear. Stereo, can't go wrong with that, either.

Violence, interactivity, and humor... Well, they're cool-lookin' dots and lines in a music video-ésque clip. What violence? What interactivity? What humor?

Made a while ago, eh? Well then, I guess I'll be on the lookout for some more recent pieces from you.

Score: 3

"Where's the humor?"

submission: FF3: Kefka Eats Babies!

date: March 17, 2005

Sorry, Buster, but this ain't so hot on the Flash List.

Lack of grammar, minimal animation, no real humor... Most of the Final Fantasy jokes were pushed into this? I find that hard to believe.

My apologies, but personally, I didn't think it was worth the watch.

Score: 10

"Laughing my ****ing ass off!"

submission: A New Bunny

date: March 11, 2005

TLG, you are a god.

I have never laughed so much in my life. I knew the Loonatics were capable of causing some serious ***t, and goddamn, this proves it!

The sound is great, the bleeping adds to the excellence, the overall style of it reminds me of South Park for some reason (yes, that is an awesome thing), interactivity--well, uh, I couldn't have watched it without a play button, right?

Right. Anyway, humor, fantastic. Overall = Very awesome. This animation is funny as heck.

Laughing my ****ing ass off!

Score: 10

"It's just too damn funny!"

submission: HC Returns Christmas

date: February 4, 2005

I've watched this several upon several times, and it still makes me laugh like hell doubled over. It's got a kind of charm to it, with its über-sketchy characters, and its pickles, and Hero Coryal singing and bashing away at his toy piano in the background...

I always laugh when it gets to Oktöbrfezt. Heck, worst script to the worst movie or not, this is pure genius!

It's just too damn funny!